Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
