nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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