that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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