her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
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