Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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