In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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