i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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