Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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