is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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