S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
Randomize
