Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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