Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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