I puked a lego.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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