threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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