There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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