Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Even my vagina gasped.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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