and you said cock pushups were impossible
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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