and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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