last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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