i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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