i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
All the doctor said was why
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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