Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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