1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
I see more hoeing in ur future
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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