Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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