You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
