David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
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