No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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