well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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