I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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