I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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