how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Randomize
