I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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