No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
pop tarts are not kleenex
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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