He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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