there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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