I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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