The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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