We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
These tits shall not be calmed
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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