is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
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