I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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