She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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