Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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