You surviving the open bar?
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
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