But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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