Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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