I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
operation have a gay friend backfired
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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