WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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