It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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