Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
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