Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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