I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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