Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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