i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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