you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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